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norwich36 ([personal profile] norwich36) wrote2006-12-12 10:40 am

SV "What If" Game

Edited to rename my game now that it is famous all over teh internets, since "an SV Game/Poll Thingy" doesn't scan quite as well.

I have one of those extremely tedious projects at work that require, for sanity, an lj break every half hour or so, so it seems like a good time to play a game.

So here's the premise: the SV fairy has appeared to you and offered you the opportunity to travel to the SV-verse, temporarily, to improve Smallville and/or the lives of the characters in any way you see fit. There are rules, however. You can either (1)have one conversation with one character (and only one character), time length up to one hour, at any point in the timeline OR (2) you can change one event, but not speak to anyone.

--If you choose the conversation, you can talk to anyone at any point in their timeline, but you have to be yourself (mysterious stranger); you can't, for example, be Clark to talk to Lex. You can, however, be a mysterious stranger who knows the future; you just can't hang around more than an hour to show that your predictions were accurate.

--If you choose changing an event, you have a fair amount of power--let's say the limit of your power is that of a meteor mutant--but you can only change one event, and you can't speak to anyone. So, for example, if your goal was to prevent Jodi from becoming a fat-sucker in "Craving," you could either magically prevent her father's greenhouse from being salted with kryptonite OR you could have a conversation warning her, but you couldn't do both. If you wanted to save Jonathan's life in "Reckoning," you could have a conversation with Clark or you could blow up the Fortress of Solitude (if you think that would help) OR you could puncture Jonathan's tires so he never has the encounter with Lionel, but you could only do ONE of those things, not all of them. If you want to redirect the meteors in the first meteor shower to squash Lana, you can do that, but you can't then talk to Clark to get him to wait on Loeb bridge so he saves Lex's life even though he no longer has Lana to moon over and so he may not end up there on his own.

SO:

What is your goal?
What are you going to do to accomplish it, given the constraints on your powers?
What do you think the effect of your change will be?
What might be the unintended consequences?

For example, here's mine.

What is your goal?
I want Lex NOT to become an evil monster whose sociopathy exceeds Lionel's. It turns out I want that even more than I want Clark and Lex to get together.

What are you going to do to accomplish it, given the constraints on your powers?
After much thought about this, I think what I would do is appear to Lillian a couple days before she kills Julian and HEAL HER with my magical kryptomutant powers.

What do you think the effect of your change will be?
Even though I don't get to talk to her, my hope is that healing her would cover both her post-partum psychosis (to which I am attributing her desire to kill Julian) AND her heart condition, so she would live and continue to be a countering influence on Lex. I think by the time Lex gets to Smallville it's really too late for him to really change; he's too fucked up already. My hope is that if Lillian is not sucked down into despair because of her mortal illness, she would actually be able to support Lex in not becoming like his dad. And Lex would still have a little brother, who he clearly loved a lot, so that would give him motivation to try to be a good person and set a good example.

What might be the unintended consequences?
Well, Lillian might already be so damaged that she would still kill Julian, and maybe this time Lionel would catch her and she'd go to prison or be locked in an asylum, which probably would NOT make things better for Lex. Or maybe she wouldn't be caught, but she'd live, and instead of being Lex's dead model of goodness, she'd be the psycho-mom he was protecting, and that could get ugly and he might go evil earlier. Or maybe none of that would happen but instead Lionel would succeed in molding Julian to be the heir he wanted Lex to be, and instead of Lex being the evil genius he'd be locked in an eternal struggle with his brother the evil genius.

So, does anyone else want to play, or did I make the rules too complicated?

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you, if Lex was busy having sex with his umpty gazillion fangirls and boys, he wouldn't have *time* to go evil! Seems like a good plan to me.

I've thought about option (a) a lot myself. I'm just not sure it would be enough for Lex to know the secret--I think he doesn't just want to know the truth, he wants Clark to tell him the truth, you know? But on the other hand, he is the older and more mature one--maybe he could deal. And once Clark knew he knew, things would be a lot better for Clark. He really needed a confidante who was not his parents, when he was younger.

You made me laugh and laugh with the unintended consequences of option B (and I frankly think all those things are very likely, if Lionel really did find Clark). Sucks to be everyone! Hee hee hee!
ciaan: revolution (happy)

[personal profile] ciaan 2006-12-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yis! The plan to save the world by everyone taking turns having sex with Lex! I'm in. :)

I quite agree that what Lex wants most is for Clark to tell him. Sooo hmm. Maybe I could find a time when he ALMOST sees Clark being super, and push events so that he actually DOES see it, and then Clark could confess to all the details. Sigh. I know there's a right time somewhere! It would make everything so much better for the both of them. (Dude! Can I have the mutant power of projecting illusions? I would project an illusion that claimed to be future-Clark, realizing his mistake and coming back in time to tell Lex and save the world!)

As for B, yeah, in my AU it was totally Lillian's idea to raise Lian as their son. Not Lionel's idea at all. And there is also an alternate timeline story that does have him as a lab rat. It is sad. :(

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I like your mutant power, and it is quite a sneaky way to get around the rules, so you totally get to have it!

You know, you could have the Clex/brothers raised by Lillian thing if you simply arranged, via your other mutant ability, to have the spaceship crashland on Lionel, unfortunately killing him. (Ok, then the momentum of the spaceship would have to carry it further away so it wasn't obvious that it killed Lionel, or else Lillian would probably be less favorably inclined toward Clark).

I was thinking about it, and we fangirlz are really very selfless, volunteering our time to prevent Lex from evil world domination. I think we deserve sex with Lex AND medals of valor, or something. :D
ciaan: (it's too good to be true)

[personal profile] ciaan 2006-12-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It is such a sacrifice, having sex with Lex. Clearly medals are in order to ease the pain.

However, if the spaceship killed Lionle in the shower, that would leave Lex knocked out/in shock and baby Kal-El wandering around, and no adults to pick them up, unless the Kents or the Rosses got there. So no go, I think. But you could try to dose Lionel with kryptonite radiation, causing him to become a mutant with one of the mutations that kills the person. Or get cancer. Hepatic disease of the liver show up earlier. Something like that, that makes him kick the bucket before Lillian. Or have Lillian come along for the trip to Smallville and get dosed up with k rays, and that could save her life. Plus, Lillian with powers would be awesome.

I think a lot of it comes down to whether you believe Lillian was nice or ruthless, sane or crazy, etc. I personally am a fan of crazy ruthless Lillian.