Unfortunately, the story exists. (Even more unfortunately, I was compelled by some badfic curse to read it to the end, my mouth gaping open wider and wider as I continued, wondering just how flamed the author was going to get. The answer was not at all; I think everyone else was wise enough to backspace out after the first few paragraphs).

Realistically, I think I'll probably only review the stories I like (there are going to be so many this summer I can't imagine keeping up with all of them), but if there is something that is awful in a spectacular way, I may post a snarky review under flock. (I kind of love reading other people's snarky reviews, but I cringe in horror at the thought of the poor author encountering them after she worked so hard to put out 20,000+ words, so I doubt I could make myself really post them publically).

And thanks for the feedback--it's good to know these reviews are helpful for people! (I love your icon, btw).