You can tell how bored I am because I didn't even care enough to look up their names on IMDB. And yeah, you're totally right about the dialogue.

I'm surprised that so much attention is being given to Fiennes and wife, really--I was expecting this to be an ensemble show. And wow they are the WORST CHARACTERS EVER.

Plus this show manages to make Jack Norrington (um, I mean Jack Davenport) boring rather than sexy. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? It's like the show emits a vortex of boring, or something. It's starting to make Vampire Diaries look like a better choice.