Going on 32, I have yet to buy my first vibrator, but I have no doubt I'll get there eventually, so I'm always reading reviews when they show up on my f-list - and how much do I love that aspect of lj-fandom: vibrator reviews on your f-list, whee :o)

guaranteed to sand your clitoris right off your body
Science, that's funny - awful, but funny. Yikes!