Are you friends with yourself?

[norwich36]

This particular poll of randomosity was inspired (a) by toadstoolsmiles magnificent confidence in her own self-love (if you don't know what I'm talking about, go here and here) and (b) looking up a couple people's profiles today and noticing they had themselves friended.


[Poll #1043523]

And if you would friend yourself, assuming you were a different person friending the person you are now, why would you friend yourself? Please take this as an excuse to talk about how cool you are in the comments.

Self-praise: it's the next best thing to sex with your own clone!

Comments

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

If I turned into a man for a day, I would be a transsexual, and very uncomfortable with that. I like my cunt just fine. Who wants a shotgun when you can have a semiautomatic? CLONESEX.

Also, I friended myself after an incident in which our now ex-roommate boys had no damn food in the house, because Mark spends all his money on video games and taco bell and Daniel is such a mooch that he doesn't own a freaken car (and he's scared of me so won't ask for it). So basically, Mark doesn't even have money for gas so they have no food. All three girls in our house posted "LOL THEY HAVE NO FOOD" at the same time. So I friended myself to get a screencap of the entries back to back on my flist.

LJ! Fun with passive aggression!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Your icon! LOL!!!!

So you have no curiosity whatsoever about what it would be like to have a prostate gland? (And also a penis, but I'm actually more curious about the former).

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say, I have never wondered what it would be like to have a prostate gland.

I am curious why there are so many girls who would like to be a guy for a day. Am I the only one who would not find that remotely appealing? This calls for a poll.