I will run a ficathon and create a community specifically devoted to creative ways to torture and kill you. You haven't really experienced suffering until you've been gangraped, tortured and dismembered by fanwriters--and that's what we do to the characters we actually like.

This made me laugh for about ten minutes. *g* Man, I can't tell if they think he's actually charming (*puke*) or they're setting him up to be a learning experience for Claire or WHAT. All I know is he needs to die nownownow. Claire is so much better than that.