1. Ok, someone is writing Tessa/Lois slash as we speak right? Because holy hell that scene was hot! And not just because of Lois' French maid uniform, which strained my credulity for a second, but I suppose maybe Lex might hire maids in precisely that costume? Okay, maybe not, but I guess I don't really care if they're going to be so blatantly femslashy. Plus she was kind of smokin' in it.

4. And that whole scene in Russia convinced me I know where Lex is. See, those Russian mafia could see Mountain Man Clark was built for manual labor, but Lex's more delicate form clearly means he gets sent to the brothels. The very exclusive ones, of course (and he will be escaping soon but shut up. I am enjoying this mental image. If they can blatantly indulge some Clark!girls' TC fantasies, they can give me prostitute!Lex in a high-class bordello).

I wrote in my review tonight how I was totally feeling the slashy vibe between Lois/Tess and how I couldn't understand why the Russian smuggler didn't just pimp Clarks ultra fine ass out. He certainly would have gotten a bigger return then just using him for cheap labor. However I kinda love your idea of Lex in a brothel so I'm convinced their both there now:)

As for Tess, surprisingly enough I do like her so far. Here's hoping it stays that way.

5. Lois again, in the tag scene at the DP: HOT DAMN. HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN. They finally got her hair perfect, perfect, perfect, and she looked amazing and iconic and I am SO looking forward to Clois banter across those desks this season, I cannot even tell you.

Didn't she look gorgeous? I'm so excited to see where the writers are going to take her storyline this season, and the Clois was just exquisite.