Oh, I *used* to write extremely bad poetry when I was in high school, so I checked that box. But a few weeks ago, when someone (rose_emily, maybe?) was asking in a joking way for comments in the form of haikus, I tried to write her a sonnet and failed miserably. There was a time when I was 16 when I used to be able to think in iambic pentameter, but that time appears to have passed.