I could really do with a *skosh* more, you know, *logic*.
Ah, logic! That ever-elusive element in the SV plots... when introducing friends to SV, I frequently have to pause the show while they rant and remind them 'do not apply logic to this show!' to which they frequently retort, 'I know... I know... you told me upfront, BUT arrghh!!!' Then I usually put on my zen face and pray a Clexy scene is coming up to keep them hooked.

At meta *rereader*? Wow! I OD'd on meta when I entered the fandom (late)--there was some brilliant stuff written early on.