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Smutrecs fest day 15



The Clex rec of the dayis FayJay's Space Oddity

How to write a really hot kinky story, by [livejournal.com profile] norwich36.
1. Have Clark wearing makeup.
2. Have someone else (Chloe) apply the makeup, slowly and erotically.
3. Have Clark get so turned on by this he has to jerk off.
4. Have Lex walk in and see Clark masturbating.
5. Have Clark tell Lex exactly what he was thinking about while jerking off.

Yes, FayJay has tapped directly into my id and channelled this gorgeously sexy story.



The mystery Smallville rec of the day is Betty Plotnick ([livejournal.com profile] bettyp)'s Metropolis Girls (Chloe/Lana, Lex/Lana, Chloe/Lex/Lana)

I love Chloe. I like girlslash. I should, in theory, like Chloe/Lana, but in practice there have been only a few writers in the fandom who have really sold me on this pairing by making Lana interesting enough that I want to read her together with Chloe. Betty Plotnick is *definitely* one of those writers. This story is set a couple of years in the future. Chloe and Lana are involved--and someone has been taking pictures of them together and trying to frame Lex for it, ruining his chances of being elected governor. Lex comes to apologize for the intrusion on their privacy, but as it turns out, Chloe and Lana don't mind being watched.




The blast from the past rec today is Xena. I'm going to recommend Xena for two days: girlslash today and boyslash tomorrow. I had a tremendous crush on Xena during the run of the show (who didn't?), and my favorite stories were usually when Xena was reverting back to her warlord persona--as in my two recommendations for the day.

Elaine Sutherland's Women in Prison (Xena/Gabrielle) is an "uber" story (AU) set in the 20th century in which Xena is a sadistic prison guard and Gabrielle is her prisoner. Xena likes to think that all the prisoners are hers for the taking, but Gabrielle persuades her that seduction is a better strategy than force.

Mil Toro's When she was a warlord (Xena/Gabrielle) is a conqueror!Xena story. When Xena captures Potideia, Gabrielle tries to negotiate--and finds herself enslaved by the warlord--and by her own desires. (Ok, that sounds like bad romance novel cover copy, but I'm leaving it because it amused me to write something so cheesy).

Hey, since I know a couple people on my flist were Xenaphiles: anybody know of any good Xena/Cleopatra stories? Because Lucy Lawless and Gina Torres--what femslash pairing could *possibly* be hotter than that?
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[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2006-02-15 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Space Oddity is wonderfully sensual, but it ends too soon! what a tease. ha! i love the thought of lex with clark's lipgloss all over his face, and oooh the iridescent shirt. now, on to the next story, to see chloe get to have some fun.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-02-15 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I guess that complaint is valid, but I still love it.
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[identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
EEP! She wrote a sequel!!!!! I'm reading it right now and GUH. This writer is AMAZING.

http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/9/theman.html

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
wow, thank you! yes, i found the first part astoundingly sensual and arousing. the thought of clark in makeup and tight t-shirt, wooo. and lex in leather pants is always good. :)

(poor chloe, having to leave all turned-on and untouched. *g*)
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[identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i found the first part astoundingly sensual and arousing.

Me too! I'm completely blown away. It's the best porn I've read in ages and been reading good porn recently!

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
i hope it's ok that i just friended you. your lj looks like fun. :)
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[identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
OK?! It's fantastic! I'll friend you back pronto. *g*

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for pointing this out! I had completely forgotten there was a sequel.
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[identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG Space Oddity is my new favourite story. WOW. That was almost *unbearably* hot from start to finish, brilliantly funny and fantastically well written. Who is this writer? I want to *stalk* her. Has she written more SV? Her style is my favourite type of writing style.

Thanks for all your recs, btw. They're great.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you like the recs!

Fay is [livejournal.com profile] pandarus, and she wrote quite a bit in the early SV years, but I haven't seen her around in a long time.
Her website is here: http://www.rebeccalizard.net/sitb/

[identity profile] hollywood-r-bin.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think i may have read Metropolis Girls before, but i'm not sure... anyway i can't get into the site to read it :(

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that. You might try [livejournal.com profile] sv_inquiry to see if it's posted anywhere else.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I just tried that link. If you read the info in the text box, all you have to do is enter "user" in the name field and "2005" in the password field and the link works fine.

[identity profile] hollywood-r-bin.livejournal.com 2010-05-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh right, thanks... just got confused by that for some reason,
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