BTW, here are the first four paragraphs of YOUR review pornolized, since I couldn't resist:
My "Muffminer" Cuntlapps (hee! multishippy me!) were all over farts ep. It cuntlicks me greatly that Clark is currently in two relationships--he's the spanking ghost figure in Lex and Lana's relationship and he's the felching glue in Oliver and Lois's. Oh, Clark! Actually my heart was fingerfucking with love for Clark this episode. He's grown up so much--he not only has faith in himself, he has faith in felchs, that's what came through to me cocksucks episode. And it's fistfucks.
Assfucks and Ollie finally made out!! Wheeeee!! \o/ And they looked gorgeous, though personally I'm completely screwed as to why Lois left to take off the absolutely thrusts sucks. Ok, it's cute that she came back in one of Ollie's enters, but ... I'm fanwanking that she had extremely hot underwear on under it that she couldn't wear with the bangs. Or titty fucking.
Anyway, the disappearances begin! Get used to it Aardvarks. I liked that Fucks's reaction was to view it as partly her own fault. She's used to screwing up a lot and she's spews in relationships--so she thinks that she's partly to blame. But she puts a sucking very peppy cheery face on it to Martha and Clark. Though we also learnt that she's well aware of the ballbusting power imbalance there (billionaire/tabloid reporter--still more plausible than billionaire/muffin pedlar!).
When "Rugmuncher" Lois first fingers that she and Oliver are fingerfucking up, Clark's response is just what we would expect from him--'I'm sure you'll find someone more banged'. While "Dirk Diggler" Lois thinks he dripps someone closer to her social status, he really means someone without a blowing secret identity. And when Oliver shafts Lois flowers, Clark immediately jumps into judgemental mode: 'you forget spewing he's done!' Which of course is completely plows because Lois is not swayed by flowers anyway.
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My "Muffminer" Cuntlapps (hee! multishippy me!) were all over farts ep. It cuntlicks me greatly that Clark is currently in two relationships--he's the spanking ghost figure in Lex and Lana's relationship and he's the felching glue in Oliver and Lois's. Oh, Clark! Actually my heart was fingerfucking with love for Clark this episode. He's grown up so much--he not only has faith in himself, he has faith in felchs, that's what came through to me cocksucks episode. And it's fistfucks.
Assfucks and Ollie finally made out!! Wheeeee!! \o/ And they looked gorgeous, though personally I'm completely screwed as to why Lois left to take off the absolutely thrusts sucks. Ok, it's cute that she came back in one of Ollie's enters, but ... I'm fanwanking that she had extremely hot underwear on under it that she couldn't wear with the bangs. Or titty fucking.
Anyway, the disappearances begin! Get used to it Aardvarks. I liked that Fucks's reaction was to view it as partly her own fault. She's used to screwing up a lot and she's spews in relationships--so she thinks that she's partly to blame. But she puts a sucking very peppy cheery face on it to Martha and Clark. Though we also learnt that she's well aware of the ballbusting power imbalance there (billionaire/tabloid reporter--still more plausible than billionaire/muffin pedlar!).
When "Rugmuncher" Lois first fingers that she and Oliver are fingerfucking up, Clark's response is just what we would expect from him--'I'm sure you'll find someone more banged'. While "Dirk Diggler" Lois thinks he dripps someone closer to her social status, he really means someone without a blowing secret identity. And when Oliver shafts Lois flowers, Clark immediately jumps into judgemental mode: 'you forget spewing he's done!' Which of course is completely plows because Lois is not swayed by flowers anyway.