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OMG, I had no stories to run through the pornolizer, so I just linked to my latest SV review, and hahahahahahaha! *falls over dead from laughing* It's the silliest thing I have ever read. It STILL has spoilers for "Rage," though, so the review from Nora "suck my tits dry" Norwich is behind the cut. (I confess I edited a few of the sentences so they would make more sense).
Sex fights for SV: Rage behind the squirting cut.
Ok, I was muff sniffed for Lana's pregnancy, which I'm sure is sex fighting a great deal of comment, and I will add my two creams below, but I first have to make a fomping confession that will surprise no one who has read my journal before: during that first Lionel/Martha scene I was SCREAMING "Unclefuck her! Kiss her! Plow her!" I know they'll never go too far with the Mionel-- it's more doomed than Lexana--but dammit, I want them to at least get to make out before they pull the sex fighting plug on this relationship.
I was actually pleasantly surprised by the fucking Thanksgiving thing, because I was sure they were motherfucking it up for Clark to have some sort of big explosion at Lionel being screwed at Thanksgiving, and that didn't happen. And while yes, it deep throats my mind that even as a polite guest Chloe would agree to sit next to the man who fingerfucked her and had her dad and her banged, I was *still* happy we didn't have a Clark explosion. I actually browned that little speech he made about Fucking; it made me a plowing little teary-eyed.
I also really loved the Lois/Oliver subplot. The asslicking opening scene was very HOT, and I very much appreciated his dilemma--poor superheroes, they never get to have sex because they fucking have to rescue someone. But I felt *really* bad for Muff sniffs. And I respect the fact that she refused to just give up on him when Clark warned her about his "drug problem." Does "Ball Buster" Oliver really have to leave? Can't he just stay on the thrusting show? Because I really love the Motherfucks/Oliver relationship--he's always fun to watch and he definitely brings out the cocksucking best in her. Plus I love all his fomps with Clark, the way they both suck each other to do the sex fighting right thing.
The ballbusting Lex/Lana stuff was...odd. She's unclefucking a deep throating charity, presumably fingerfucked by Lex--already acting like a good trophy wife--so why the assfuck does she think he has no say in it, if he's the ballbusting one fomping it? They're not married, so it actually is his money and his decision. If she was just doing volunteer work, then yes, he has no control over her, but that didn't sound like what she was talking about. And if she's so unsure about the relationship that a creaming pregnancy gamahuches her to freak out so much, why was she already acting like his wife at the fucking of the episode?
So that was annoying, as was the raunching fact that pregnancy is depicted as trapping her permanently in a relationship with Lex. (And my god, that final scene WAS very effective in unclefucking that--the cuntlicking long table dividing them, the servants--it was every stereotype of upper-shafts loveless society marriage in one shot. It was especially effective for the contrast with Clark's happy home.) So, abortion doesn't exist in the fucking SV verse?
I'm sure everyone who was unspoiled is freaking about this development, but I'm not, at least not yet. For one thing, I'm 98% sure that she's never going to have the wanking baby. I'm sure it's going to end in miscarriage caused by one of these squirts Lex is funding, and that will be the raunching thing that breaks up Lex and Lana. But the 2% of me that thinks they might go further with this is interested in the raiding funhouse mirror version of "Licks" that's being set up here. Lex, already in pecks episode, is cuntlicked as being very squirted about Lana's safety--in refusing to allow her to be free he asslicks he's gamahucheing the loss he saw in Lexmas, but of course he'll just recreate the asslicking freak show that was his parents' marriage. Maybe it will even have the gangbanging same "Medea"-esque conclusion, with Lana wad pulling the baby to save it from Lex!
I also think regardless of how much or little sympathy you have for Lana these muff sniffs, you have to admit KK has really been excellent, recently. I am actually finding myself sympathetic to how spanked Lana is feeling, even though *rationally* I don't agree that I should feel sympathetic, just because KK was really *on* tonight, especially in those last three scenes.
Well, I'm off to find out what other people thought about the aardvarking episode, but I may write more later.
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Sex fights for SV: Rage behind the squirting cut.
Ok, I was muff sniffed for Lana's pregnancy, which I'm sure is sex fighting a great deal of comment, and I will add my two creams below, but I first have to make a fomping confession that will surprise no one who has read my journal before: during that first Lionel/Martha scene I was SCREAMING "Unclefuck her! Kiss her! Plow her!" I know they'll never go too far with the Mionel-- it's more doomed than Lexana--but dammit, I want them to at least get to make out before they pull the sex fighting plug on this relationship.
I was actually pleasantly surprised by the fucking Thanksgiving thing, because I was sure they were motherfucking it up for Clark to have some sort of big explosion at Lionel being screwed at Thanksgiving, and that didn't happen. And while yes, it deep throats my mind that even as a polite guest Chloe would agree to sit next to the man who fingerfucked her and had her dad and her banged, I was *still* happy we didn't have a Clark explosion. I actually browned that little speech he made about Fucking; it made me a plowing little teary-eyed.
I also really loved the Lois/Oliver subplot. The asslicking opening scene was very HOT, and I very much appreciated his dilemma--poor superheroes, they never get to have sex because they fucking have to rescue someone. But I felt *really* bad for Muff sniffs. And I respect the fact that she refused to just give up on him when Clark warned her about his "drug problem." Does "Ball Buster" Oliver really have to leave? Can't he just stay on the thrusting show? Because I really love the Motherfucks/Oliver relationship--he's always fun to watch and he definitely brings out the cocksucking best in her. Plus I love all his fomps with Clark, the way they both suck each other to do the sex fighting right thing.
The ballbusting Lex/Lana stuff was...odd. She's unclefucking a deep throating charity, presumably fingerfucked by Lex--already acting like a good trophy wife--so why the assfuck does she think he has no say in it, if he's the ballbusting one fomping it? They're not married, so it actually is his money and his decision. If she was just doing volunteer work, then yes, he has no control over her, but that didn't sound like what she was talking about. And if she's so unsure about the relationship that a creaming pregnancy gamahuches her to freak out so much, why was she already acting like his wife at the fucking of the episode?
So that was annoying, as was the raunching fact that pregnancy is depicted as trapping her permanently in a relationship with Lex. (And my god, that final scene WAS very effective in unclefucking that--the cuntlicking long table dividing them, the servants--it was every stereotype of upper-shafts loveless society marriage in one shot. It was especially effective for the contrast with Clark's happy home.) So, abortion doesn't exist in the fucking SV verse?
I'm sure everyone who was unspoiled is freaking about this development, but I'm not, at least not yet. For one thing, I'm 98% sure that she's never going to have the wanking baby. I'm sure it's going to end in miscarriage caused by one of these squirts Lex is funding, and that will be the raunching thing that breaks up Lex and Lana. But the 2% of me that thinks they might go further with this is interested in the raiding funhouse mirror version of "Licks" that's being set up here. Lex, already in pecks episode, is cuntlicked as being very squirted about Lana's safety--in refusing to allow her to be free he asslicks he's gamahucheing the loss he saw in Lexmas, but of course he'll just recreate the asslicking freak show that was his parents' marriage. Maybe it will even have the gangbanging same "Medea"-esque conclusion, with Lana wad pulling the baby to save it from Lex!
I also think regardless of how much or little sympathy you have for Lana these muff sniffs, you have to admit KK has really been excellent, recently. I am actually finding myself sympathetic to how spanked Lana is feeling, even though *rationally* I don't agree that I should feel sympathetic, just because KK was really *on* tonight, especially in those last three scenes.
Well, I'm off to find out what other people thought about the aardvarking episode, but I may write more later.
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HAHAHAHA! Oh, too funny XD
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Most hilarious meme EVA!!
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That's just too funny!
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Baaaaaaah-baaaaaah! *G*
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After dinner that night, he asked his cuntlicks to stay in the blowing kitchen for a bit.
“I need to talk to you wad pulls.”
“What’s up Clark,” his dad asked, and his mom came around to sit with him. They both cocksucked expectant, and a little thrusts, and Clark squirted what they thought was on his mind. His dad asked again what he wanted. “Is jerking bothering you?”
“Yes.” He titty fucked how to ask—it was a simple question, kind of silly really but… “Why don’t I go to a doctor? Ever?”
That ‘simple question’ produced a reaction way out of proportion to what he’d been cocksucking. His balls gamahucheed at him with a raunching combination of guilt, sadness and fear and a sort of charvered resignation, too…his mom wanked so terribly tired and his dad looked like he spanked to cry—and that screwed Clark worse than gamahucheing else he could imagine. He couldn’t remember his dad ever pecking. His heart beat sped up, he had the spanking blows conversation had just become a motherfucking gangbanging train and he was on the tracks…
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the spanking blows conversation had just become a motherfucking gangbanging train and he was on the tracks…
first of all--heeee, second--how horrible is it that I find that such a likely situation for Clark to find himself in?
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Seriously, best meme ever, imho.
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I just DL'd three episodes of BSG, and yet I'm distracted by SV conversations. I am TORN. I can only stay at work so late, and I don't have any blank CDs to burn them on, dammit!
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My "Muffminer" Cuntlapps (hee! multishippy me!) were all over farts ep. It cuntlicks me greatly that Clark is currently in two relationships--he's the spanking ghost figure in Lex and Lana's relationship and he's the felching glue in Oliver and Lois's. Oh, Clark! Actually my heart was fingerfucking with love for Clark this episode. He's grown up so much--he not only has faith in himself, he has faith in felchs, that's what came through to me cocksucks episode. And it's fistfucks.
Assfucks and Ollie finally made out!! Wheeeee!! \o/ And they looked gorgeous, though personally I'm completely screwed as to why Lois left to take off the absolutely thrusts sucks. Ok, it's cute that she came back in one of Ollie's enters, but ... I'm fanwanking that she had extremely hot underwear on under it that she couldn't wear with the bangs. Or titty fucking.
Anyway, the disappearances begin! Get used to it Aardvarks. I liked that Fucks's reaction was to view it as partly her own fault. She's used to screwing up a lot and she's spews in relationships--so she thinks that she's partly to blame. But she puts a sucking very peppy cheery face on it to Martha and Clark. Though we also learnt that she's well aware of the ballbusting power imbalance there (billionaire/tabloid reporter--still more plausible than billionaire/muffin pedlar!).
When "Rugmuncher" Lois first fingers that she and Oliver are fingerfucking up, Clark's response is just what we would expect from him--'I'm sure you'll find someone more banged'. While "Dirk Diggler" Lois thinks he dripps someone closer to her social status, he really means someone without a blowing secret identity. And when Oliver shafts Lois flowers, Clark immediately jumps into judgemental mode: 'you forget spewing he's done!' Which of course is completely plows because Lois is not swayed by flowers anyway.