Wow. She's really reaching Olympic levels of unmitigated gall.

Here's a possibility we haven't considered yet: maybe Maria was the victim of an explosion while in the presence of both green and black kryptonite, which has either fractured her into several different personalities, or given sentience (and an LJ account) to every sock in her sock drawer. Either of these scenarios is at least as plausible as the nonsense she's been putting out there, and would get her past that little hiccup of "my email and LJ were hijacked by a crazy person who, based on IP evidence, has been logging in from my home."