norwich36: (Bitch)
norwich36 ([personal profile] norwich36) wrote2007-02-10 01:35 am

to the user formerly known as svmaria

Dear Maria,

I notice you recently changed your name to [livejournal.com profile] svmaria. I had an alternate suggestion, though. If you're going to betray the person you care about most, have a tragic miscarriage to win back the sympathy of your viewers, and exploit your mother's death for sympathy, I thought Lana Lang might be a more appropriate name.

But then I realized that would be insulting to Lana Lang, whose behavior at her worst has never sunken to your level, and who has demonstrated the capacity to grow as a person. Actually, I find that I quite like Lana these days, which is much more than I can say about you. I can't say I had high hopes that you would change after your apology, but that was better than once again pretending to be an innocent victim and trying to deny that you ever lied to everyone.

I wanted to make you the first person I ever defriended, but since your name change seems to have made that impossible, I suppose this letter will serve the same purpose.

No Love,
Nora

p.s. Get help. Seriously.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
ext_8587: (MR arnold kiss)

[identity profile] tyffi.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
You're awesome! *hugs*

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs back*

[identity profile] goodnightsong.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

I don't know you, but I love you. That is all. *hides*

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

I love your icon, by the way.

[identity profile] teot.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
*loves*

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I actually felt for at first and figured she needed help but...

*shakes head*

Yeah, what you said.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And even when I was seriously torn between thinking she was someone who was getting her kicks from screwing people around and someone who really had a mental illness, I made the mistake of trying to engage with her. No more, that's for sure.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
ext_9263: (sv Clark omgno)

[identity profile] kristiinthedark.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
I love you. A LOT. ♥

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)


Thank you! :Tacklehugs you:
ext_2583: "Lady Agnew" by John Singer Sargent (Maggie KISS)

[identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You rule.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe I actually posted it!

[identity profile] bittermint.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I seemed to have missed the part about exploiting the death of her mother. Thankfully!

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's her latest explanation. She's retracted her apology and is once again claiming someone hacked her account and impersonated her, and the reason she's been internetless and didn't know is that after her miscarriage, her mother died.

O.O

I'm waiting for the Ebola virus to strike her whole family, now.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] slinkling.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. She's really reaching Olympic levels of unmitigated gall.

Here's a possibility we haven't considered yet: maybe Maria was the victim of an explosion while in the presence of both green and black kryptonite, which has either fractured her into several different personalities, or given sentience (and an LJ account) to every sock in her sock drawer. Either of these scenarios is at least as plausible as the nonsense she's been putting out there, and would get her past that little hiccup of "my email and LJ were hijacked by a crazy person who, based on IP evidence, has been logging in from my home."

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee! I like that scenario a lot. She's clearly her own Marysue, that's for sure. Too bad she didn't just put all that energy into fiction writing, instead of fictionalizing her own life.

[identity profile] clarkscherry.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I must say it is good entertainment watching her spin her yarns. Maybe MyNetwork needs a screenwriter. It looks right up their alley.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's true that when I'm not pissed off, she really is like a guilty pleasure reality TV show.

[identity profile] kkpixie.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. I haven't been paying attention to that corner anymore. Geez. She is completely unhinged.

*hugs*

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs back*

Yeah, she's given up trying to "reform" and is back to denying it was her. *Sigh*

[identity profile] mailerose.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The icon, the message, the TAGS! Go you :)

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I was pretty pleased with the tags myself. :D

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The icon and tags are a quite awesome addition to the letter. Hail bitchitude!

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! You know, I made that icon probably about six months ago, and this was my first occasion to use it. I think. (I sometimes forget these things).

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! Bitchitude popped your icon's cherry! That's sweet. The first time should be special. :D

[identity profile] ferdalump.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
My monkey socks have officially been rocked by your post. The chick is a total and complete whack job and she needs to disappear far, far away.

Now if only she will get the message. I highly doubt so.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure if anything posts like this just feed her narcissism rather than making her want to go away. I just got to the point where I couldn't stop myself from saying something.

Thanks! I really like your icon, btw.

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Good for you! Also, I can't believe how much gall she has. Or that people are falling for it again.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. It really is hard for me to fathom anyone believing anything she says at this point.
digitalwave: (My sweet Tig by me)

[personal profile] digitalwave 2007-02-10 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Just wow! I don't think I've ever seen anything else like this in all of the time I've been on lj. I really, really regret how many people have been hurt by all of this mess. What amazes me is that it just keeps on coming.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm beginning to doubt she'll ever go away--she'll just keep changing her name and starting over.

[identity profile] bop-radar.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeee. You rock!

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! ♥

[identity profile] latxcvi.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
She really is a piece of work. And for someone who's all about the on-line attention-seeking, she should know that "Noes! Someone hacked my e-mail/lj/website!!!" is an excuse for bad behavior that makes everyone but the most naive among us think, "Bitch, please." No one hacked shit, Maria. You're just still too much of a douchebag to admit that you did something really, really wrong.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when her public confession was met with a collective yawn and silence, she must have decided that playing the penitent wasn't as fun as her earlier guise as wounded innocent.

Definitely a piece of work.
beet: a beet (Default)

[personal profile] beet 2007-02-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. I just don't even know what the heck is going on with this business. I swear it's like the entire wank has gone through the rabbit hole and come out backwards on the other side. o.0

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2007-02-13 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And now today there is apparently someone claiming to be maria j. bianchi, claiming althea_astrea hacked her account. *Shakes head*
I guess the best strategy would be to just ignore her until she stops, but when she gets ignored she seems to just create new sockpuppets. It's very frustrating.