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SPN: In the Beginning
Dear Castiel,
I know you told Dean that destiny is fixed, and there is nothing he could have done to change the past, and you know what? I think you are a LYING LIAR THAT LIES and also a sadistic bastard who used time travel to make Dean set up the situation he was most desperate to avoid. You FUCKING FUCKER. You are not giving me a good opinion of God in this universe, or whoever the hell it is you really represent.
Dear Mary,
Oh, Mary. So beautiful and doomed. How amused the writers must be by the Wincest, to have your son talking about how hot you are and to have the canonical father-daughter kiss-via-demon. How tragic yet appropriate that your sons are going to be the very thing you hope to avoid being--and not only will they be hunters (the best damn hunters ever), but Sammy is going to completely follow in your path and get more ensnared in the life the more he tries to escape it. Just like both John and Dean will imitate you by making deals with demons to save the family members they love. Oh, my heart breaks for you.
Dear Samuel,
Damn. You are a kickass hunter and deserved a better ending. I really wish you could have lived to see what your son-in-law became. Ok, maybe not because then you would have had to see your daughter die, but I hope you and John are at least drinking and sharing hunting tales in the afterlife. Also, while you don't make quite as cute of a priest as the grandson who is your namesake, I still thought that scene was too adorable for words.
Dear Deanna,
We didn't see quite as much of you as we did of your husband, but what we did see ROCKED THE HOUSE. You are assertive and smart and take-charge and clearly a hunter in your own right, and you deserved a better death, but I'm really glad your daughter named her first son after you.
Dear John,
OH MY GOD. You are even cuter when you are young than when you are Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and I didn't think that was possible. And I love that even after the horrors of war you still have hope for the future. It's really fun to have the fanon stereotypes overturned that way. I just wish Mary had TALKED TO YOU FOR GOD'S SAKE SO YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE PREPARED, DAMMIT. I couldn't believe Azazel actually killed you, though. That broke my heart a little, even though I knew it couldn't be permanent.
Dear Sam,
How have you managed to be the only member of your family not to have made a very bad deal with a demon to save someone's life? Oh, wait, is that's what's going on with Ruby? Kind of? Let me tell you, this never ends well.
Dear Dean Van Halen,
You ROCK, sir, like your namesake. Thank God you were able to stop your dad from buying the VW bus. So sorry you couldn't stop the rest of it, but angels are right bastards, aren't they? Smart move to get the Colt, though I wonder how on earth it made it back to Elkins when the Campbells were dead. I won't fault you for not recognizing Azazel in your grandad, since you didn't know him well enough, but dammit! You really need to find some anti-demon telekinesis spell; that keeps getting you every time.
Dear Azazel,
DAMMIT WHAT IS YOUR ENDGAME? I have a Colt and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Mary is a badass hunter! They're Skinner's grandchildren! She makes A FUCKING DEAL!
Obviously the apocalypse requires both Sam and Dean for all the trouble the angels and the demons are going to to set it up.
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Oh, Winchesters. You are merely pawns in the game of
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I wonder how much Dean is driven to hunt and how much it's just the only thing he really knows. I also wonder how SkinnerSam (I wonder if he liked being in Vancouver again?) became a hunter. (Assuming, of course, that he was a hunter and brought Deana into it, rather than the other way around.)
And, well, this whole family is kind of messed up when it comes to making deals. STOP IT. IT ONLY ENDS BADLY.
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Serious question: Did John ever figure out that Mary made a deal and/or that she was a hunter?
Bitchy question: What the hell is up with Sam's hair this season? Seriously, boy, invest in some shampoo and a haircut.
The best story here would be that the angels want Dean working for them and Sam dead, the demons want Sam working for them and Dean dead, and the way they save the world is to ignore both sides and work together to find their own way out of it. Alternatively: Sam has the choice to be Christ or the Antichrist.
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I agree with you about Sam and Dean ignoring both sides and finding their own way out of it. Brothers v. cosmos; I know who I'm rooting for.
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And I really love Mary the badass hunter. This episode better produce a LOT of AU fic, that's all that I can say.
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Though I'm also very fond of Mary telling her she always wanted a girl, but instead she "just got stuck with two dirty, noisy, clumsy, oafish, ravenous, messy--"
Jess begins to smile.
"--oversized, grubby, loud-mouthed, uncouth boys who take after their father entirely too much and have never gone a single day of their lives without muddy shoes." I really thought either Sam or Dean must have wandered into the kitchen for her to go into that level of detailed complaint!
And God, I am a complete and total sucker for "Jess lives" AUs.
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God has a list entitled 100 ways to fuck with Dean Winchester, yes?
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Everyone has it in for him. But when your beloved brother is the Anti-Christ, life is guaranteed to get a little hairy
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