norwich36 | smutrecs fest day 28

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smutrecs fest day 28

Wow! Last day of smutrecs! 28 days, 22 fandoms, 156 stories by 95 authors. I'm just glad I picked the shortest month of the year.

So to celebrate the last day of Smutrecs, it's all SV today. With lots and lots of Clex, but also many other SV pairings as well.

Today's Clex rec is Dana and Alex, As the Night, the Day.

In this AU, Jonathan is dead, and Clark really needs to raise money to save the farm, so he takes a job as a rentboy for Lex Luthor. Oh, rentboy Clark, how I love you. Of course, Lex ends up falling for him, but there are complications. The sex in this is screen-melting.

According to my own rules, I had to rec different authors every day, but as I went through the month I realized I missed some extremely hot stories from authors I already recced once. And there were a few other stories that I meant to rec, but which somehow slipped through the cracks. So here they are:

hrd02ca's Naughty Schoolgirl (Clark/Lex). Clark wants another favor from Lex, but he gets distracted by Lex's Halloween costume. *Very* distracted. (The mental image of Lex in that costume distracts me, too, so I really can't blame Clark!)

rhiannonhero's Seven Days (Clark/Lex). Amazingly hot clichefic: Lex and Clark are quarantined together for 7 days--and Clark has that long to persuade Lex he really wants a relationship with him.

rhiannonhero's Sweet Fire (MR/TW). Michael likes to flirt with Tom, but he's just fucking with him, right? He likes girls. Ok, maybe he has a little crush, but Tom is married. And definitely not interested. Right? (Well, here's a hint: EXTREMELY HOT SMUT warning).

suzvoy's Faking It. (Clark/Lex) I love cliche fic done well; this one is "pretending to be gay," in which Clark convinces Lex to pretend to be his boyfriend for an evening, and they both discover they like the pretense. The scene at the party, when Lex brings Clark off while staring intently into his eyes, is *seared* on my brain, I swear. And I like all the complications of this story. Plus

suzvoy's Clark voice is so wonderful.

suzvoy's The Happy Meal (Clark/Lex) is a hilarious story in which Clark is addicted to Lex's come, which has one of my all-time favorite lines: A ridiculous level of gratitude stampeded through Lex's body. "You mean it? You really won't suck my cock?"

mskatej's The Fire in me (Clark/Lex). How on earth did I forget this when reccing Kate? It's pretty much her hottest story ever, in my opinion. Clark sees Lex sleeping with someone, and is so overcome with lust he accidentally sets a painting on fire. Lex comes to investigate, and he and Clark end up in bed. And Clark is so horny he's completely out of control. Guh. I *love* horny Clark.

toadstoolsmiles's Untitled car porn (Clex). A very smutty story in which Clark is so overcome by lust he actually rips Lex's car door off.

celli's Five Ways Clark Kent Didn't Get Laid (Clark/Lana, Clark/Chloe, Clark/Lucas, Clark/Helen, Clark/Lex). Pretty much what the title says--season 3 episode codas, all very hot, especially the post-Rush and post-Rosetta ones.

garryowen's X is for Xenosexual (Clark/Lex) An AU in which Lex is a rich playboy who sleeps with a new, exotic person every night. Can an alien hold his interest? *So* hot and funny!

Christie's The Puppet Master (Lex/Lana). She loves the sex, but she isn't quite sure *why* she's sleeping with Lex. She knows it isn't love. Lex, Lana, limos, very steamy sex with a side order of power games.

Caroline Baker's Telling (Clark/Lex) is a very smutty PWP in which Clark and Lex are just starting their relationship. Clark wants more, sexually--and Lex gives it to him. And then gets it in return.

Hope's Property Of (Clark/Lex). Lex is collecting things that remind him of Clark. This is one of those amazingly erotic stories by Hope that contain no actual sex but are more mind-melting than explicit porn.

Hope's Round One (Lex/Helen). Helen is working out her frustrations boxing. Lex gives her a lesson. This is one of the few Lex/Helen stories that ever worked for me.

estrella30's In the Light of Day (Clark/Lex)
It was everything Clark had ever imagined and at the same time, Clark had never imagined it would be this good. He was used to not getting what he wanted in life, so maybe he never really let himself think about what it would mean, what it would feel like to have Lex pressed against him, fucking his hand and breathing out his name.

goth_clark's Compromising Positions (Clark/Lex). Lex can't seem to stop jumping Clark. Clark is a little disconcerted, at first, but he grows to like it. Hurray for alien pheremones!

paperbkryter's Wake Me Up (Chloe/Clark). Chloe accepts the deal to work with Lionel--but then discovers that Lionel is making clones of Clark. I love the complicated narrative structure in this story, and it has amazingly hot Chlark scenes. *Not* a happy ending, however.

paperbkryter's The Mating Dance (Martha/Jor-El, Martha/Lex). He comes to her in dreams, stirring up passions she doesn't understand and can't control. This story is almost prescient, given the events of season 5, but here Jor-El is sending Martha uncontrollable erotic longing with a specific purpose in mind: to give her a child to replace the son he is reclaiming.

runpunkrun's Meanwhile, Back in Metropolis (Clark/Lex). It's hard to have sex with your boyfriend when you are constantly having to save people from giant space worms (which I always picture as the worms from "Tremors). I *love* established relationship Clex, and this story sets up such a believable Clark-Lex dynamic.

runpunkrun's Forged (Clark/Clark). I am happy to report that Clark clones--or Clark doubles, in this case--are much less murderous, in fiction, than Lexclones seem to be--but just as likely to have sex with themselves. I love the *tone* of this story so much--this Clark is so alienated, and still so young, but coming into his own.

khohen1's Not my usual type (Lex/Lois). A hot, bantery PWP set in season 5, shortly after "Solitude." Lois can peddle more than muffins, really--and wow, that sounds very dirty. Which is probably appropriate to this story.

khohen1's Mindf-er (Lex/Jason). Lex doesn't think Jason is good enough for Lana. But he might be good enough for Lex.

velvetglove's Anticlimax (Clark/Lex)
"I learned a lot in Metropolis....I thought about how I'd--" And here Clark grips Lex's cock at the base and runs his tongue in a slow swirl around the head, "--taste you, always you, no matter whose cock I was sucking."

velvetglove's Saturn Return (Clark/Lex) Lex is turning 29, and it makes him cranky. Clark gives him an attitude adjustment.

shrift's Cheesecake or Death(Clark/Lex). A hilarious established relationship story. Lex has been out of town, so it's been a really long time since Clark had sex with him. This is a serious problem. Maybe even a matter of life or death.

seperis, Turn You on Somehow (Clark/Lex/OFC). Clark walks in on Lex having sex with an old friend. They invite Clark to join in. Mmm, I *love* threesomes.

seperis, Standing in the Common Spaces (Lex/Peter Parker). Once when he was 21, Lex had a brief affair with Peter Parker. It is many years later now, and Lex hires Peter to photograph Superman. This is lovely and hot and very bittersweet; Lex is still both searching for and in denial of the truths about Clark, and Peter helps him come to a decision. Meanwhile, Lex helps Peter deal with some of his own losses. This is probably my favorite crossover ever.

thamiris Scarred (Clark/Lex). Clark didn't know what it was like to be split open, before meeting Lex. And he wants to feel beneath Lex's scars. Like many of Thamiris' stories, this has a lyrical eroticism which is layered with all the complicated history in Clark and Lex's relationship.

thete1's Kid's Game (Clark/Lex). Clark and Lex play truth or dare. I love this story, because it manages to be funny, angsty *and* smutty, all without the tonal shifts being too much for the reader to take.

thete1's Piece of the Action (Clark/OFC, Clark/Lex). Back in season 1, this was the story I reread the most for pornalicious purposes. Lex takes Clark to a Metropolis social gala, and one of Lex's friends seduces Clark in the coatroom. So of course Lex must retaliate by seducing Clark in the limo. Virginal Clark being debauched twice in the same night is the best thing ever.

thete1's Inhale (Clark/Chloe). When Clark develops the power of supersmell, the only person he can stand to be around is Chloe. Who actually smells really, really good. One of the first smutty Chlark fics, and still one of the best.

thete1's Five Things that Already Happened in Other Fic (Clark/Pete, Bruce/Lex, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lana/Chloe, Lana/Chloe). Five gorgeous smutlets. This is one of only two stories I've ever read that really sold me on Clark/Pete. And one of the pieces has my favorite "Clark hopped up on alien pheremones" sex scenes ever. And the concluding ficlet, which has Chloe picking up prostitute!Lana, completely hits my "make Lana dirty" kink.

scribblinlenore's Companion of My Obsolescence (Clark/Lex) A hilarious and smutty story. Long in the future, Lex and Clark's antagonism has become obsolete in the new world order. So Lex asks one of the future scientists to build him a Clark sexbot--but he gets more than he bargained for. I *love* the future world Lenore has created here, complete with hilarious slang, but the sex is also wonderful.

scribblinlenore's Love for Sale (Clark/Lex). Ok, I'm sure *everyone* in SV fandom has already read this multiple times, but since it's the hottest boy!whore Clark fic of all time, I couldn't very well leave it off my smutrecs list, could I? I do love all the "Pretty Women" references in here. And the scene where Lex fucks Clark for the first time is just about the best sex scene *ever*.

scribblinlenore's Passionate Productions (Clark/Lex). An AU in which college Clark is working in personal adult videos to make ends meet, and his first client is Lex. *So* hot. I *love* Lex talking dirty, as I've said many times before in recs this month, and Lex getting to tell Clark exactly what to do just melts my brain. But I also love when Clark starts taking initiative himself.

scribblinlenore's Sins of the Father (Lex/Miss Parker) See seventeen-year-old Lex try to seduce the attractive older woman. See Lex get consensually tied up before realizing that maybe that is an unwise thing to do with a stranger. See the strange woman, Miss Parker (from "The Pretender") get revenge on Lex for being screwed over by Lionel Luthor.

Oh, Miss Parker, you are one of my very first girlcrushes, and it is so hot to watch you play with captive Lex! You are so sexy and masterful that I'm sure even readers who normally don't enjoy hetsmut will love this.

scribblinlenore's The Girl Who Went to Paris (Lex/Lana/Jason, Lex/Jason). Lana is still a virgin, which means that Jason is getting his sexual needs met by Lex. Until Lana walks in on them, and they persuade her to join them. This story hits *so* many of my kinks: threesomes, and making Lana a little bit dirty, and Lex doing the sexual mentoring thing, and Lex talking dirty--hoo boy!

The only thing that could make this story better, as far as I am concerned, would be sequels. Lots and lots of sequels. With maybe a cameo appearances by Sam Winchester. Who maybe has always had a guilty crush on his brother but couldn't act on it, so he sleeps with Jason instead. Meanwhile, Lex and Lana initiate Clark (who was still a virgin in season 4) the way Lex and Jason initiated Lana.

Yeah, that would be good (Lenore, I don't suppose you are looking for story ideas?). But the original story is very hot, too!

And just in case you missed some of the recommendations this month, you can find the previous recs here or here.

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Wow! Is it over already? Did you really rec that much? WOW. You rec so well. *g*

Some of my favs here, including Standing in the Common Spaces. Any yay for some Jason on the list too. *g* So few people write him, but I have fondness for him.

And there are quite a few here I haven't read. So yayness! I should enforce some kind of 'read some fic each day' plan, or I'll just never find time...

You should! It could be your March resolution: read porn every day. (The fact that March 1 is the first day of Lent just makes that more ironic).

I suspect that writing Jason will become more popular now that Supernatural is such a hit.

Hee. Yes. That would be rather fun(ny)! Ok. I'll give it a go! Porn for Lent.

Yeah, Jason gets retrospective appreciation now, especially with the WB RPS boom.

Oh... I've just remembered it's good tv night tonight (House and Prison Break). Joy. I was feeling so flat until I remembered that... one of those work days when everything feels like a bother.

Yay! for House. (We don't get House tonight, so I am actually taping Supernatural). Good TV definitely does brighten up your day.

In honor of your porn for Lent resolution, I'm using one of the new icons I made this afternoon when I was supposed to be grading.

Heee! I like it. Tommy in that tight tight tight jacket! It can't beat the smut factor of mine though ;-) I think this is

mskatej's favourite icon! She bounces every time I use it.

Supernatural was on on Monday. It was seriously one of the worst pieces of television I've ever seen--they fended off demonic bugs with flyspray. But I enjoyed it no end. They are so pretty. It continues to gun the ratings here. *g*

I keep taping Supernatural and then forgetting to watch it. The boys are definitely pretty, but I'm just not very into the plots.

And you're right about that icon! (So here's *my* new sexy Lex one).

Hee! It's great, that one! I love that photoshoot.

And I totally understand about Supernatural. I always watch while doing something else. Otherwise I get restless and start wandering out of the room. It's painful. Ditto Prison Break. *Such* crazy bad writing. I usually multitask while watching them and just zone in for the good Wentworth or Jared or brothers moments.

Seriously still reeling from the bug episode--that one was one of the worst pieces of TV ever. I see that it was redeemed by fandom though because it had the scene where someone mistook the boys for a gay couple.

I can't thank you enough for this wonderful gift you have given to all of us. You've kept me on LJ, and kept me so darned entertained that it's nuts. Thank you so very much.

That's sweet of you to say, though really it's the authors of all the great stories who really deserve the praise.

wow, riches! i feel like we should hoist you up onto our shoulders and parade around with you. huzzah!

thanks ever so much. i got that boot off yesterday and am learning to walk straight again. for the month of february, though, it was like you gave me a daily present to help cheer me up. :)

Yay for mobility! Walking is good. And I'm glad these recommendations have brightened your month.

Turn You On Somehow is really hot! wow. i was glad melinda left though and they soldiered on without her. ;)

You know, that was my reaction when I first read it too, but now I feel a little sorry for her for having to leave.

what a funny icon! i love that photo, but the caption, holy cats. :D

Hey, thanks! I made it myself and I'm pretty proud of it--it's the first caption I managed to put text on myself without using the El Jay icon maker (which has a limited font selection). And usually I can't think of interesting text, but it just kind of came to me, when I saw the picture.

I like your Adina icon!

i never try to put superscripts onto things, just clip and resize. laaaaazy. *g*

i loved adina well before i loved lex.
his own ghost

Oh its all over! *cries*

I have like a week or so to go back on since I lose at computers though, so yayity!

And hey, there's my name! Thank you!

I love your smutrecs so very much, they've brightened every single day this. I'm actually going to miss them :D

-Becky

Thanks so much, Becky! I hope you get your computer stuff fixed so you don't have to be an anonymouse for too much longer! (And so you can write more hot porn!!!)

You did such a fabulous job with all of your recs. Thank you so much.

I'm really glad you enjoyed them!

I can't believe it's over. *weeps*

Your recs were brilliant. So so many stories I haven't read before and I'm nowhere near done with them. Thank you so much!

Thanks so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed them.

Oh. My. God. You're trying to ensure that I get no work done ever again, aren't you?

Seriously, these are fantastic. Some I've read before and am psyched to revisit; many I've never even heard of. You rock.

Yes, it's my evil Luthorian plot for world domination: distract everyone with high quality porn, which will make my takeover much simpler. Mwah hah hah hah!

So glad you're enjoying these!

Thank you!

You're welcome! Thanks for commenting! I'm glad to see that people were reading thesem

Wow, you did an awesome job! I'm definitely going to come back and go through some of these. And hey, my name's there! Thanks again!

Thanks! And I'm always happy to recommend your stories.

Ha. Thanks for the rec!

I was thinking of taking over for you in March. SV fandom is kinda slow lately, and I think I need to fan the flames a little. Must. Rec. Porn.

You're welcome! I *love* that story.

And I encourage you to take over for me! We should make it a rotating thing! I agree with you, fanning the flames for SV fandom is important. Plus, it's a great way to give feedback to authors you've been bad about giving feedback to in the past (*hangs head in shame*), and it's surprising, really, how often stories that you think everyone has read are not necessarily that well known, especially by the new influx of SV fans we've been getting lately.

I was also thinking that sometime when I have more time--like maybe July, so it wouldn't be soon--I was going to go spelunking, so to speak, in fanfiction.net, which I usually avoid unless I already know the author (or it's a story that's recommended to me).

It's weird, so many people who used to be on lj all the time are just GONE. It's like a ghost town. And since I was gone for so long, It was a shock to me. I've been trimming people slowly from my flist if it looks like they've abandoned lj. And I'm adding people slowly, too. I can't read more than about a hundred journals, unfortunately...

I can't remember exactly when you became less active. I think a lot of it was disillusionment with season 4--a lot of people just gave up and left the fandom during or after that season, and SGA and Supernatural have been seducing a lot of people away this season.

So we definitely must keep the flame of SV love burning!

I absolutely loved this reccing smutfest by you, and think, it would have been perfect as well, if you had posted them at svroundtable, since lots of new and old fans are watching that com.
you have done a great job, and i am sure, lots , expecially the new folks would absolutly profit from this!!
maybe you can think over the idea of reposting the clex recs over there??

I'm glad you enjoyed this. Part of the reason I didn't think of posting it to svroundtable was because they weren't all SV recs--but perhaps when I have more time to do all the cutting and pasting, I'll compile a list of just the SV smutrecs and post it there.

yep, you should totally try to do that, when you have time!!
we really need more recs over at the coms, so that more new fans who joined fandom, can discover old and new stuff.
its sometimes a bit depressing to see, how much SPN or SGA have , and I am not expecting SV ever have that much again , all the squeeee!, but still, we are pretty much alive, and should try our best to keep the fun ongoing for old and new fans/authors :)

What an awesome list to come across tonight. I have been having so much fun going through it and reading the ones that are new to me. BTW, do you have a different link to toadstoolsmiles's Untitled car porn? Her journal has been cleaned out and purged unfortunately. I love car!sex and your description made it sound excellent. It there is not another link, would you be willing to send me a copy if you have it saved? I don't want to post my email here, but you can contact me via my LJ if you are willing to send it to me and I'll send you my email then. Thanks again for the fantastic rec list.

I emailed the author to ask if it was publically available anywhere, and will let you know.

I'm glad you're enjoying the recs. I have a lot more SV recs here: http://norwich36.livejournal.com/tag/clex+recs and
http://norwich36.livejournal.com/tag/sv+recs

Whee, more recs to look through! Thanks so much for including them and for email the author of that story. I appreciate the time.

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