Unpopular opinions

[norwich36]

First of all, a very happy birthday to mkitty_03 and clexzone, and a belated happy birthday to arysteia.

I didn't realize, until reading around on my flist, that people were making specific "troll me" posts for sockpuppet day. So to facilitate easier trolling, here are some unpopular opinions. (One and a half of these may even represent my ACTUAL opinions, though I'm not going to make it easier for the trolls by saying which is which).


1. Brandon Routh is a better Clark Kent than Tom Welling.
2. Lexana is sexier than Clex ever was.
3. SGA is infinitely superior to SV.
4. Stephen Colbert is much hotter than Jon Stewart.
5. Titof is not all that.
6. Kevin Spacey's Lex would kick Michael Rosenbaum's Lex's ass.

There, is that inflammatory enough?

Comments

[tony-the-linter.livejournal.com]

Look, i've been searching all day. I've found incest-followers and crazy Christians. A lion person. An angry person. Please tell me you care about the lint, or know someone that does, or maybe you just have some about that you can describe to me.

I'm getting desperate.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Lint is lovely, isn't it? It's like finding a present in your dryer. When I was a kid, I always thought it was a shocking waste that people just threw away lint, when obviously it ought to be preserved and used to stuff animals and dolls and other stuffed things.

It's so nice to find someone else who actually appreciates lint!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

P.S. I thought you might like this icon:

(http://photobucket.com)

[tony-the-linter.livejournal.com]

Why thank you.

[iamzodkneel.livejournal.com]

YOU are the heretic who mocked my computer woes earlier this month. I will crush you beneath my feet, puny woman. FEAR MY WRATH!!!!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

YAWN. See this icon? If I'm going to be bowing before anyone, it's Goth God, not some Zod with delusions of grandeur.

Lex is totally going to kick your ass, btw.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

It's Goth God! *flips out*

He and little girl God were my favourites.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

::Tacklehugs you:: I didn't even know you were a JOA fan! I am completely and totally in lust with GothGod, though I also loved LittlegirlGod, in a very different way.

I miss that show so much!

[clari-clyde.livejournal.com]

LittlegirlGod is my second fave — after GothGod. GothGod is the one I would have listened to when in my high school “everything black” phase. :-p

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Wow, another JOA person I didn't know was a JOA person! Cool!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

that looks like the kid from Mysterious Skin (not joseph gordon-levitt -- his gay friend)! i will google for same.

it IS! it's jeff licon! oh, he's so cute. i didn't know he'd been in anything else. :)

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

oh geez, he's been in show business forever. you can tell i never watch tv. :D
on the right, with brady corbet, in mysterious skin

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Wow, I've never seen him in anything else before. Thanks for the link.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i felt bad that i couldn't find any good photos on the web, so i made three screencaps from the film for you.
he wears the hat a lot
writing a letter
he likes extreme makeup, doesn't he? *g*

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!

[iamzodkneel.livejournal.com]

You are now on my list, which is longer than that of Stephen Colbert, and different in that NO ONE EVER GETS OFF IT. You will live to rue your insolence.

[notamandajane.livejournal.com]

Routh *sukk0rs*!!!11!!1!!1! Tom Welling *is* Clark Kent.

And Lexana is totally vanilla and Clex would be sexier but of course Kristin Kreuk is the Hotttest evah!!!11!!!11!!1!

You're jus jellus of Kristin's preternatural prettiness!!!!111!!1!1!!!111!

I don't know what SGA is, but if it doesn't have Lana, it obviously sukk0rs!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Actually, I thought Routh would suck until I saw the movie. I might be exaggerating to say he's better than TW--he's definitely not prettier than TW--but he does have a really sweet dorky quality that I like.

Um, I actually agree that KK is hot, so I'm not going to argue with you there.

The idea of KK on SGA is absolutely FIENDISH, though, since so many of the fierce Lana haters defected over to SGA. If we sent her over there, do you think they'd come back to SV?

By the way, you are definitely the most mysterious sockpuppet I have seen all day! I can't even imagine who you might be!!!

[notamandajane.livejournal.com]

OMG TW is so the bestest ever!!!!11!!11!!!1! Also Routh is way too teeny to be Supes!!!

KK is teh prettiest evah! Even TW cannot top her preternatural pretty!!!!!111!!!1!!!!11!!1

OMG Lana would *rock* on SGA!!! John Sheppard would fall like, *right* in love with her! And it wouldn't look like pedophelia at all, because KK is just too pretty to look underage!!!!

My love of Kristin Kreuk will win the day as best sockpuppet evah!!! Kristin rulz!!!!11!!1!1!11!111!!!!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Well, you definitely win the award for best annoying netspeak!

[amandajane5.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, can't my annoying-squirrel-face-pink icon win me an award too? And I didn't even unleash the awful U R combo on you!

I mean...erm, I don't know who that is! Or something!

And did you *have* to unleash the lexana icon on me?! *ick* *insertpoopyfacehere*

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

::Is confused:: See, that person above is NOT amandajane, so I don't think you should get credit for her squirrel-faced icon.

Torments you with yet another Lexana icon--see, my evil is BIGGER than your evil! Mwahahaha!

[amandajane5.livejournal.com]

Gah! Your evil is *big*!

Counters with a Clex/incestish icon!

Also? I have no association with this "notamandajane" persona.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Since I'm pretty sure that's the BEST ICON EVER, I don't really feel that you're bringing the evil, here.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

*rotfl* Send KK to SGA! Doooooo eeeeeeet! (even though I loves her now--it'll piss the SGA peeps off no end!)

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

I know--isn't it the best revenge ever for people who defected to SGA? Hahahahaha!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Yup! KK can wreak our revenge on them! *evil giggle*
Actually that makes me really want to have a Kristin-loving sockpuppet...

[notamandajane.livejournal.com]

Kristin is the *bestest* actress *evah*!!!11!!!!1! She would so rock on SGA! OMG if she were with John it would totally not be pedophelic in any way! At all!!! KK on SGA! Anyone who h80rs on Kristin is JUS' JELLUS!!!111!!11!1!!!11!1!

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

John/Lana OTP!! OMG YES!
(I need to get that '1' in among exclamation marks technique down... that's rockin'!)

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Dude, KK is above 18, so no pedophilia is suspected by anyone anymore.
And given the amount of obsessing SGA fans do over John Sheppard's beautiful hair, I think he and Lana are a perfect pair!

[morallysuperior.livejournal.com]

Congratulations - you have seen the SGA light and may now become my minion.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Excellent! So you would totally beta my Lana/John Sheppard story, right? Where John sees her and is instantly enraptured, and decides to give up Atlantis and return to Smallville and work at the Talon?

[morallysuperior.livejournal.com]

*sigh* My offer is reneged. The light you have seen is in fact not THE light, but some sort of hazy black light that messed with your mind while you were high as a kite.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Precisely. The light that shines off John Sheppard's hair, in fact.

[morallysuperior.livejournal.com]

Hey now - the hair is sacred. There will be no facetious comments about the hair.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Fine, as long as you realize that in a hair-off, Lana would totally win.

[morallysuperior.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Are you high RIGHT NOW?!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

High on Lana's hair, sure.

[clari-clyde.livejournal.com]

Lexana? I’m lukewarm towards. Lexzodana? Give it to me baby!

Oh hm. I should post this in my LJ…

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lexzodana will definitely be fun, no question about it.

[iamzodkneel.livejournal.com]

I assure you, there will be much Lexzodana.

[the-anti-bop.livejournal.com]

You are friended to that idiot bop_radar therefore I hate you and all your opinions. So nyuh!! *rains hate on you randomly*

However, I am too stoopid to actually argue coherently with you. I'm just here to be rude, y'know?! *blinks*

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Wow, anti-bop, your hostility is only matched by your rapier wit! Though I must say that your icon shows great mastery of postmodern irony.

I match your icon with my Lilah icon, because we all know how much Lilah loved to torture our green little friend.

[the-anti-bop.livejournal.com]

Your icon does not scare me. And beware postmodern ironists in stupid people's clothing! We sting when you least expect it.

[mkitty3.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the birthday wishes!

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I hope you had a great day!