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norwich36 ([personal profile] norwich36) wrote2006-06-30 02:40 pm

Unpopular opinions

First of all, a very happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] mkitty_03 and [livejournal.com profile] clexzone, and a belated happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] arysteia.

I didn't realize, until reading around on my flist, that people were making specific "troll me" posts for sockpuppet day. So to facilitate easier trolling, here are some unpopular opinions. (One and a half of these may even represent my ACTUAL opinions, though I'm not going to make it easier for the trolls by saying which is which).


1. Brandon Routh is a better Clark Kent than Tom Welling.
2. Lexana is sexier than Clex ever was.
3. SGA is infinitely superior to SV.
4. Stephen Colbert is much hotter than Jon Stewart.
5. Titof is not all that.
6. Kevin Spacey's Lex would kick Michael Rosenbaum's Lex's ass.

There, is that inflammatory enough?

[identity profile] morallysuperior.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations - you have seen the SGA light and may now become my minion.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! So you would totally beta my Lana/John Sheppard story, right? Where John sees her and is instantly enraptured, and decides to give up Atlantis and return to Smallville and work at the Talon?

[identity profile] morallysuperior.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
*sigh* My offer is reneged. The light you have seen is in fact not THE light, but some sort of hazy black light that messed with your mind while you were high as a kite.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely. The light that shines off John Sheppard's hair, in fact.

[identity profile] morallysuperior.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now - the hair is sacred. There will be no facetious comments about the hair.

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, as long as you realize that in a hair-off, Lana would totally win.

[identity profile] morallysuperior.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. Are you high RIGHT NOW?!

[identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
High on Lana's hair, sure.