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So there is apparently this rumor going around that I am Zod. Or something like that. I just want to point out for the record that this is clearly impossible, for a variety of reasons:
1. Zod is a Kryptonian male; I am a human female.
2. Zod is sleek and stylin'; I am unsleek and dowdy.
3. As a vegetarian for the last 19 years, I would never wear leather even if it was wickedly hot .
4. If I had superpowers, there is no way I would have spent 3 hours on the bus this afternoon to do my shopping.
5. If I was in Lex's body, world conquest would not be at the top of my agenda; I'd be way too busy playing with myself in front of a mirror. (Umm. Did I say that out loud?)
So, just to be clear,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
iamzodkneel is a completely different person, and anyone who thinks otherwise will be smitten by Zod. Err, smited. Smote. Conquered! is just silly.
Anyway, IP addresses can be spoofed, dammit! And it couldn't have been me, because I was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery, after driving all day from Delaware to New Jersey, and my maid/nanny/assistant can confirm all of this. And if you continue to question me my armies of lawyers will descend upon you!!!
Now that we have that cleared up, I'm sure you're all dying to know which of my fake opinions from yesterday was the real one! SO here's a little poll:
[Poll #759921]
1. Zod is a Kryptonian male; I am a human female.
2. Zod is sleek and stylin'; I am unsleek and dowdy.
3. As a vegetarian for the last 19 years, I would never wear leather
4. If I had superpowers, there is no way I would have spent 3 hours on the bus this afternoon to do my shopping.
5. If I was in Lex's body, world conquest would not be at the top of my agenda; I'd be way too busy playing with myself in front of a mirror. (Umm. Did I say that out loud?)
So, just to be clear,
iamzodkneel is a completely different person, and anyone who thinks otherwise Anyway, IP addresses can be spoofed, dammit! And it couldn't have been me, because I was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery, after driving all day from Delaware to New Jersey, and my maid/nanny/assistant can confirm all of this. And if you continue to question me my armies of lawyers will descend upon you!!!
Now that we have that cleared up, I'm sure you're all dying to know which of my fake opinions from yesterday was the real one! SO here's a little poll:
[Poll #759921]
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*dies laughing* Me too :-)
I spent yesterday going through all the puppet play and I couldn't stop laughing at how into it everyone was. It really should be an annual fest in honour of the nuttyness that is fandom sometimes. Next year I'll even get myself a puppet and play!
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Hypothetically, if one happened to find oneself in Lex's body, would it be very immoral to seduce Clark?
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No. I would see it as my duty to get the job done. Lex can then thank me later :-P
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