norwich36 | Rumors

So there is apparently this rumor going around that I am Zod. Or something like that. I just want to point out for the record that this is clearly impossible, for a variety of reasons:

1. Zod is a Kryptonian male; I am a human female.
2. Zod is sleek and stylin'; I am unsleek and dowdy.
3. As a vegetarian for the last 19 years, I would never wear leather ~~even if it was wickedly hot~~ .
4. If I had superpowers, there is no way I would have spent 3 hours on the bus this afternoon to do my shopping.
5. If I was in Lex's body, world conquest would not be at the top of my agenda; I'd be way too busy playing with myself in front of a mirror. (Umm. Did I say that out loud?)

So, just to be clear,

iamzodkneel is a completely different person, and anyone who thinks otherwise ~~will be smitten by Zod. Err, smited. Smote. Conquered!~~ is just silly.

Anyway, IP addresses can be spoofed, dammit! And it couldn't have been me, because I was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery, after driving all day from Delaware to New Jersey, and my maid/nanny/assistant can confirm all of this. And if you continue to question me my armies of lawyers will descend upon you!!!

Now that we have that cleared up, I'm sure you're all dying to know which of my fake opinions from yesterday was the real one! SO here's a little poll:

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Hmm... this liking of the aura of mystery implies things, methinks.

Also, I am way not cool enough to be Zod. No sirree!

(And dude, did you originally make Zod up to help push the 'delurkathon' comments over the 1500 mark?! Because HEE if you did! We all fell for it like suckers...)

If I were Zod, I would say that actually someone else was masquerading as Zod during the delurkathon (someone I know the identity of, because this person politely asked my permission before playing), and therefore was actually a different Zod than the one that first appeared in the love meme.

If you were Zod...

*huffs* Well they didn't ask MY permission before rocking up in the love meme.

All these Zods... it's too confusing for a fangirl of small brain like me.

PS. OMG, did I defend YOU from YOU in the love meme?! *rotfl* What a sucker am I!!! I was SO had.

In this hypothetical scenario in which I pretend to be Zod, I would say that I thought it was obvious to everyone that I was playing sockpuppets, because I am never deliberately mean to anyone and I was deliberately mean to Zod, both in the love meme and on sockpuppet day. (I am also assuming that this is how

mskatej figured it out, unless she actually did IP investigation.)

Hee! Well, you credit me with too much intelligence, methinks, since I failed to follow the clues there. I guess I just thought that you considered 'Zod' a fair target. And in my own mind, it made sense--anyone who pulls on the Zod mask has to be prepared for the tough calls, as far as I'm concerned! ;-) Kate, however, is a cluey fangirl. She clued to Becky as the lint guy too. I didn't pick that one either...

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