to the user formerly known as svmaria

[norwich36]

Dear Maria,

I notice you recently changed your name to svmaria. I had an alternate suggestion, though. If you're going to betray the person you care about most, have a tragic miscarriage to win back the sympathy of your viewers, and exploit your mother's death for sympathy, I thought Lana Lang might be a more appropriate name.

But then I realized that would be insulting to Lana Lang, whose behavior at her worst has never sunken to your level, and who has demonstrated the capacity to grow as a person. Actually, I find that I quite like Lana these days, which is much more than I can say about you. I can't say I had high hopes that you would change after your apology, but that was better than once again pretending to be an innocent victim and trying to deny that you ever lied to everyone.

I wanted to make you the first person I ever defriended, but since your name change seems to have made that impossible, I suppose this letter will serve the same purpose.

No Love,
Nora

p.s. Get help. Seriously.

Comments

[sadface.livejournal.com]

♥

[tyffi.livejournal.com]

You're awesome! *hugs*

[goodnightsong.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

I don't know you, but I love you. That is all. *hides*

[teot.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

I actually felt for at first and figured she needed help but...

*shakes head*

Yeah, what you said.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I love you. A LOT. ♥

[mskatej.livejournal.com]

You rule.

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

I seemed to have missed the part about exploiting the death of her mother. Thankfully!

[elsmoka.livejournal.com]

\o/

[slinkling.livejournal.com]

Wow. She's really reaching Olympic levels of unmitigated gall.

Here's a possibility we haven't considered yet: maybe Maria was the victim of an explosion while in the presence of both green and black kryptonite, which has either fractured her into several different personalities, or given sentience (and an LJ account) to every sock in her sock drawer. Either of these scenarios is at least as plausible as the nonsense she's been putting out there, and would get her past that little hiccup of "my email and LJ were hijacked by a crazy person who, based on IP evidence, has been logging in from my home."

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

I must say it is good entertainment watching her spin her yarns. Maybe MyNetwork needs a screenwriter. It looks right up their alley.

[kkpixie.livejournal.com]

Wow. I haven't been paying attention to that corner anymore. Geez. She is completely unhinged.

*hugs*

[mailerose.livejournal.com]

The icon, the message, the TAGS! Go you :)

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

The icon and tags are a quite awesome addition to the letter. Hail bitchitude!

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

My monkey socks have officially been rocked by your post. The chick is a total and complete whack job and she needs to disappear far, far away.

Now if only she will get the message. I highly doubt so.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Good for you! Also, I can't believe how much gall she has. Or that people are falling for it again.

[digitalwave]

Wow. Just wow! I don't think I've ever seen anything else like this in all of the time I've been on lj. I really, really regret how many people have been hurt by all of this mess. What amazes me is that it just keeps on coming.

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee. You rock!

[latxcvi.livejournal.com]

She really is a piece of work. And for someone who's all about the on-line attention-seeking, she should know that "Noes! Someone hacked my e-mail/lj/website!!!" is an excuse for bad behavior that makes everyone but the most naive among us think, "Bitch, please." No one hacked shit, Maria. You're just still too much of a douchebag to admit that you did something really, really wrong.

[beet]

Wow. I just don't even know what the heck is going on with this business. I swear it's like the entire wank has gone through the rabbit hole and come out backwards on the other side. o.0