Hiatus is too long, OR, I may need an intervention

[norwich36]

Dear my wonderful f-list,

Hiatus is TOO LONG and not enough Smallville porn is being written. For this reason I have strayed to reading HP porn and DCU porn and Buffy porn and occasionally even SGA porn, which is within the realm of acceptability, but something bad is starting to happen.



I am having dreams about Dean Winchester. Dreams as in the hot sex kind of dreams. Which lead to daydreams. And as the Catholic Church will tell you, you're not responsible for your dream dreams, but daydreams involve willful intent, and you are therefore morally culpable for any fantasies involving hot Winchester boys.

But it is even worse than that. I've started seeking out the fic. Oh, sure, it started innocently enough, with long SPN gen stories, and even J2 RPS, which hadn't exactly been my cup of tea, but I'd certainly read enough CW:RPS with Mike and Tommy, so it didn't really feel like I was straying, but then tonight I found myself actually (a) seeking out Wincest (ok, it was by musesfool, and she's one of about 5 authors I'll read anything by, and plus it had girl!Sam, and I'm very into genderfuck at the moment, but still) and (b) contemplating renting SPN DVDs to see if maybe I can stand the show after all, considering the hotass factor.

You see? It can only go downhill from here. I need an intervention. OR NON-SPN PORN RECS, PLEASE! If I get sucked into SPN fandom, certain people will never speak to me again (eyes mskatej), and I will lose all my hard-earned "I am not going to fall for a show I don't like just for the sake of pretty boys" cred.*** So please, for the love of me, send me porny recs in any of the following fandoms: Smallville, DCU, the 4400, Buffy, Angel, Harry Potter, Kyle XY, Burn Notice, Psych, or anything else you can think of that is not SPN.

Yours in a certain amount of terror,

Nora

*** Do not mention Smallville in trying to attack my ""I'm not going to fall for a show just for the sake of the pretty" cred, or I will be forced to respond with tl;dr comments about how I find DEEP and MEANINGFUL themes hidden in the visual symbolism of the show that go beyond the gorgeous cast to evoke archetypes that can be found in LOTS OF GREAT LITERATURE. Like Star Wars and other Joseph Campell-inspired ripoffs of Jung who was probably just misreading Frazer anyway. Because I always go for the DEEP and MEANINGFUL over AMAZING HOTNESS shallow and pretty. This is well documented by the icon I have chosen for this post.

On the other hand, if you want to tempt me with hot SPN or J2 recs, feel free--just don't tell Kate!!!

[Hocus pocus] Kate, please to be ignoring that comment above. [/hocus pocus]

Comments

[mskatej.livejournal.com]

SPN IS STUPID AND WINCEST IS WRONG. I ENTIRELY DISAPPROVE OF THIS. Also, I think you'll find the fandom is CRAY. ZEE. (Unlike Smallville fandom which is a model of sanity. Don't argue.)

I think you should read more DC fics so you can then rec the good ones to me. I think that is the best plan for you from here on in.

PS. Jensen is lame.

[skuf.livejournal.com]

Dang, why don't I have my SPN recs up yet? The show is really, really good. Sometimes, in fact, downright awesome. I highly recommend it.

[vibrantharmony.livejournal.com]

This is the cutest post ever. *giggles*

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

other Joseph Campell-inspired ripoffs of Jung who was probably just misreading Frazer anyway.

Wait. What?

[justforspite.livejournal.com]

[sends evol brain waves] go spn . . . go spn [though, wincest too, not my cup o tea]

[beet]

LOL! You are the cutest thing ever!
Also, Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!
Don't do it!! Don't slide into SPN Wincest!!!

[serenography.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not going to restrain you, I'm more likely to give you a gentle shove towards the hot ass x 2.

I'm not into SPN as a fandom, not sure why, but I do adore the show. As much as I usually like horror, and the darkness doesn't bother me a bit, it's really the sheer humor and sexiness of the two leads that keep me coming back. Some of the dialogue is brilliant and hysterical. Hot boys that can make me roar with laughter will win my heart every time. Wincest neither bothers or attracts me, but their on screen canon relationship is so sincere, it makes me care, really care.

So, um.. sorry I can't help you out here.

[blisstasteful.livejournal.com]

That pesky Dean Winchester. He can't seem to keep out of my subconscious either. I have not, nor will I ever submit to the call of wincest (the odd highly rec'd fic here and there completely doesn't count, right? I'm just keeping myself appraised of whats out there, I'm not actually going looking for them. Denial? I have no idea what you're talking about.) although I do find allusions to it on the show highly amusing.

Run with the J2. J2 is all that is good about the world. FFS, the damn stuff writes itself.

[attaccabottoni.livejournal.com]

I will be forced to respond with tl;dr comments about how I find DEEP and MEANINGFUL themes hidden in the visual symbolism of the show that go beyond the gorgeous cast to evoke archetypes that can be found in LOTS OF GREAT LITERATURE.
You tempt me to disagree just so I could read what you'd say. :D

Regarding your porn recs, I am sorry to say that I could only suggest that there should be a monthly (weekly?) multifandom porn roundup. *nods sagely*

It's rife with difficulty to think of post-s6 SV porn given the way the season ended. I don't know how people saw the finale in terms of fic, but it seems to me that we are left with main characters being in too much trouble to properly envision them having plotless sexing. Now THAT is the real tragedy of it, regardless of who may end up permanently dead in the S7 premiere... Less (or nil) canon-compatible orgy possibilities in the horizon, ala-Romany's Détente (http://romanyg.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+detente). Which reminds me, I have to catch up on her fics! And all those porn battle fics (http://battle4.oxoniensis.org/fandom.html) too! *excitedly scampers away*