SV fic scenarios

I successfully survived my wilderness retreat, and did not get eaten by bears. (There were two bear sightings in the camp, however, just to show that my paranoia has not reached Colbertian proportions).

And while I was gone, my poll about lurking got metafandomed, and so 159 people took it. Wow! I feel famous! I'll probably be writing an essay on the results later this week.

I think I am *finally* caught up on reading my flist, and I just saw the third example of someone asking for inspiration for SV fic writing. Now I know this is mostly people with writer's block looking for drabbly-type inspiration, but I'm going to use this as an excuse to unload a lot of plot bunnies that I would write myself if I could (a) write dialogue or (b) construct actual plots or (c) describe things without the characters sounding like giant blocks of wood. So here are some Smallville scenarios (most are spoilery for season 5) free to a good home, if anyone wants them ( behind the cut )