A brilliant Good Wife idea

Not related to tonight's ep at all, since it hasn't aired yet, but I was listening to the latest version of slash report by rageprufrock and mklutz, and the first part of it was all about how amazing the premiere of The Good Wife was (truefact) and how incindiary the sex on that show is (I don't have words to say how strongly I agree). Then rageprufrock said that her dream for that show was Alicia and Kalinda in a relationship, keeping Cary as their pet--and my brain kind of exploded. Seriously, why has no one written this yet? I would happily provide bribes.